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Player Profiles
Ben Clilverd (Beni C)
6
20
1994
Student Chef
Married (Practically)
Manchester Utd
Ronaldo - The Fat One!!
Cyprus
Ginger Ale (fiery)
Cheese Scones
RnB
Hyundai
Porsche
Barnham Trojans, The Rocks
The Mrs!
N/A
My time spent with Kenny's wife!!!!!
51st goal, 40 yards out, top right hand corner
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
Richard Boxall (Boxy)
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
2
23
2000
Community Football Coach
Single
Man Utd
Paul Scholes
Thailand
Steam
Dominos Pizza
Hip Hop and Folk
Vauxhall Corsa
Bat Pod
Bosham, Crawley Town
Megan Fox
Getting carnaged at last years xmas do. Getting turned away from Lloyds bar
Vernon Wentworth cup final goal (It was a shot!)
As above.
Steve Wood (Woody)
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
34
23
June 2003
Retired Student (Sports Therapy)
In a relationship
Manchester Utd
Barry Venison
Australia
Steam (Beer / Lager)
Pizza or Tescos Cookies
RnB / Hip Hop
Corsa
Bat Mobile
Selsey
Any of the girls from One Tree Hill
Urinating down my bedroom stairs after last years xmas do!
Getting my degree
Too many / not enough to choose from.
Stuart Hazelgrove (Stuy)
15
23
2006
Caravan Engineer
Living with partner
Manchester Utd
Steven Gerrard
India
Strongbow
Steak and Chips
Bit of everything
Honda Civic Type R
Honda S2000
Pagham, Wick
Cheryl Cole
Giving away 4 foul throws in 1 game playing for the County
Winning the Vernon Wentworth Trophy, playing for County
Edge of the box rocket in 4 v 1 win over Predators, scoring the winner in the semi of the Vernon Wentworth
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
P & H Plumbing & Heating
01243 553792
07768 188939
Sam Enticott (Sammy)
13
22
1999
Plasterer
In a relationship
Pompey
Anderson
Cuba
Snakebite
KFC
Dance / Hip Hop
Escort
Audi R8
Pagham
Jessica Alba
Last years xmas do, wearing learner outfit in chichester
Football, its all great
U18 cup final against Rustington, cross bar and in.
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Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
Joss Parsons
This section will be filled in when Joss learns to use a pen properly!
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
Mark Pedrick (Pedders)
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
27
25
1989
Football Coach (BHAFC)
In a relationship
Liverpool
Xabi Alonso
Thailand
Water
Pizza
Hip Hop
Peugeot 206
?
Arundel
Jessica Alba
Being friends with Joss P.
10 goals against Stedham Utd
Half way line v Stedham
Pete Ball (JT)
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
1
19
1995 (Under 7's)
Labourer
In a relationship
Pompey
Alan Shearer!
Cyprus
Power Aid
Chinese (duck!)
Indie
Ford Mondeo
Lambo Mercialago
Barnham & ONLY Barnham!
Torrie Wilson
Getting turned inside out by Jossie @ training!
Promoted to the first team
40 yard half volley - top corner
Barnham Kebab
& Pizza House
01243 554666
Mark Duffield (Duffers)
12
23
June 05
Sports Coach
Single
Pompey
Peter Schmeichal
America
Vodka Redbull
Shepherds Pie
All Types; West Life, Lost Prophets, also a bit of cheese always good!
Ford Focus
Ferrari
Crawley Town, Selsey, Sidlesham, Bosham
Eva Longoria
Wouldn't know where to start, too many drunken moments to remember!
Champions at Barnham, Back to back promotions and winning Southern Youth League with Crawley Town
Bosham vs Whitehawk; Close range strike going top corner, tipped wide - described as a "Gordon Banks Save"!
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Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Save
Marcus Cogger (Coggsie)
8
31
2008
Leisure Manager
Married
Brighton
Gary Lineker
Barbados on my honeymoon
Guinness
Pasta
RnB, Dance, Chart
Audi A4
Lamborghini Gallardo
Sth Bersted, Predators, Sidlesham, Bosham
Cheryl cole
Too many!
Wedding day and birth of my daughter Olivia
A bullet header from a corner, v L&S Athletic
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Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
Ben Johnson (BJ or Beej)
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
56
22
08-09 season
Community Football Coach (BHAFC)
Single
Chicago Fire
Fernando Hierro
USA
Jagermeister
Curry
Heavy Metal
Pug 206
Bugatti Veyron
Hayling Utd, Midhurst
Tara Reid
Being drunk on French wine and being held up by a barrier
Winning a cup final
Away against Vosper Thorneycroft for Hayling Utd, scored from 10 yards inside my own half
Alex Rollison
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Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
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Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
64
20
July 2007
Junior Accounts Technician
Single
Arsenal
Marc Overmars
Tobago
Guinness
Chilli
R 'n' B, Hip-hop, Funky Jazz
Renault Clio 1.2 16V Expression
Ferrari Daytona
Chichester City Colts
Nicole scherzinger
Falling into an icy pond
Finding £110 in a pub!
Invitation cup final, scored from the half way line
Brett 'Super Star' Marchant
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
22
22 going on 40
Pre season 2008/9
Plasterer
Nearly wed
Man Utd
Cantona
England
1664
Weetabix
Kenny Loggins, Footloose
Astra Van
Astra Van
Arundel
Cheryl Cole
None yet
The birth of my daughter
06.12.08 v Chi Uni, my only goal!
Josh 'Guinness' Don
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
11
20
2008 Pre season
Chippendale (when not working in M&S)
Single
Liverpool
George Best
Japan
Guinness
Guinness
Mozart
Anything left open
Ford Fiesta
PSV, Milan, Lavant
Joss P's mum?
Passing out on the toilet
Passing out on the toilet
Volley from 3 yards
Matt Noble
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
72
20
October 08
Bricklayer
Relationship
Boro
Juninho
USA
Hot chocolate
Salmon
Indie
Peugeot 206
Bugatti Veyron
secret
Cheryl Cole
Joining Barnham
Freekick against Worthing Athletic
Freekick against Worthing Athletic
Matt 'Redders' Redman
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
Best Save
67
22
1994
Inbetween projects
Single
Man Utd
"The big blond giant" AKA Peter Schmeichel
USA
Apple Juice
Christmas Dinner
R&B
Fiat Punto
DeLorean
N/A - One club man
Jessica Alba
Getting wiped out by the skinniest Chinese kid at college after a heavy touch
Every time i pull on the Red of the trojans as an outfield player / playing alongside Sir Martin Luff
Under 10 friendly v Felpham. Edge of the box, ball played across, i side foot past the despairing keeper into the roof of the net
2005/6 season for the reserves, with the 1st team watching. Ball is struck from 20 yards out towards top corner, a certain goal but i somehow get my right hand across to tip it onto tyhe bar
James Belding
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
76
23
Nov 08
Traveller
Single
Arsenal
Tony Adams / Ian Wright
Australia
Amaretto + Coke
Mums Sunday Roast
Everything
BMW
Aston Martin
Littlehampton Railway club FC
Cheryl Tweedy
Dont know the meaning of the word
Bungee jump in Cairns, Oz.
20 yd volley v Millhouse, Sunday County Cup
Tiago 'Tig' Carvalho
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
5
38
Pre season 2008
Personal Fitness Trainer
Married
Man Utd
Eric Cantona
USA
Guinness
Chinese
Any
Mercedes
Ferrari California
Too many to list
My wife
Missing an open goal v Canadian National U 16's
When each of my 3 kids were born
Too many to list, watch this space
Aaron 'the hammer' Holland
Squad Number
Age
Joined Barnham
Occupation
Marital Status
Team Supported
Footballing Hero
Favorite Country Visited
Favorite Drink
Favorite Food
Favorite Music
Car Driven
Dream Car
Former Clubs
Fantasy Woman (or Man!)
Most Embarrasing Moment(s)
Greatest Moment(s)
Best Goal
1
26
June 2006
Shift Manager
Girlfriend
Spurs
Gazza
Egypt
Beer
Pasta
Rap Gangster S**t
VW Passat
Don't have one
Wittering Utd, Croydon, Addington
All the Barnham Team!
Too many to talk about
My girlfriend giving birth to my son
Free kick last season for the ressies
20
Last season
Caravan Engineer
Single
Man Utd
Eric Cantona
Australia
Oasis
Steak
RnB/Hip Hop
Vauxhall Corsa
Bugatti Veyron
Barnham, Pagham, Perth
Jessica Simpson
Got caught short in Barnham train station car park
Playing in play off final for perth
Playing for Perth scored on my debut from the edge of the box, top corner
Rikki Smith
The Neptune Inn
Selsey
01243 601022
1. Steve Carson